you over-hear a joke in somebody else's conversation and laugh out loud. Does this happen to most people or is it just me? I do this all the time, and actually try to cough so I don't seem so pathetic.
I suppose I deserve the awkward stares I get from the confused people afterwards for being nosey. *sigh*
This one time I went to the gym and I'm practicing for a yoga presentation the next day when this Mexican lady walks in with her snotty little monsters. She brought her whole freaking family! I tried not to show my growing frustration, I mean it wasn't MY gym so who was I to kick them out?
Anyway, so I'm doing yoga and this creepy little boy is staring at me from across the gym. Not looking, staring. I shrug it off and resume listening to my ipod. I look up from downward facing dog to the creepy kid 6 inches away from my face. I had never been so scared by a 5 year old and once he left it started to sink in-- what had just happened and I couldn't help but giggle.
Just then his psychotic little sister RUNS from wall to wall SCREAMING like she was possessed by someone or on crack or god knows what.
The point IS, this diabolical little troll was running for about 15 minutes from corner to corner. I, being the mature young adult I am, started to CRACK UP after she ran back and forth about 3 times. So I'm sitting on my yoga mat laughing so hard I'm crying throughout the whole episode. The mom looked pissed and everybody else in the gym thinks I was on something, this thought made me laugh even more. Needless to say, they thought I'M the one with problems.
And when I walk past their house on my way home from school they sorta give me a strange look but it's ok. Shit happens.
This story really had no pupose whatsoever but whatever, it's not like anyone reads the shizz I post, but it DID make me realize that I should stop laughing at people sometimes. This is probably going to be the cause of my death- if my indecisiveness doesn't kill me first.
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